This is the journal of the starship such and such... how does
that go? Or does it at all? I've only seen one episode of the
original Star Trek.
This is the journal of the FOOL BUS. It started out with pages
2-5, but it got to page 16 and I had to rearrange it. I've just
put the pages into twenty-day chunks to make bigger pages.
Months! As I was saying, I rearranged the pages into months. That
way you, my cherished reader, may somehow manage to connect this
page with reality. Man, you gotta buy Pink Floyd: Wish You Were
Here. If you buy only one cool piece of music in your whole life,
buy that. I'm listening to it right now. What? Oh. Yeah I was
writing something else, wasn't I?
The beginning of the story, of course, is on the front page. That
was November. And now, the rest of the story.